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when you correct the teacher


always apologize but never be sorry

– advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)
  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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this is the teacher from the incredibles


i honestly am very bitter

life sucks and im mad abotu it

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i keep losing everything except weight

a caskade theme